Monday, October 25, 2010

ANONYMOUS COMMENTER BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO PHONY NEWS BLOG



A modest and noble man of brilliance and distinction, known only as "Anonymous" has single-handedly defined a watershed moment in the The Casual Observers one year history, by being the first non-contributor to offer up his two cents in the comment section of an article. We at the The Casual Observers could not be more proud to give him his change.

The event occurred last week, when the unnamed 'nobody's fool' stumbled upon The Casual Observers 'Ten Must Haves Women Want in Men' article during an inferred frantic yet fruitless quest for hair restoration treatment, or some kind of boner cream, maybe.

Disillusioned by the promise of the headline, and appalled by the unfettered honesty of author Siobhan Smith, the bearded beleaguer rose to arms with indignance at the realization of his own pitiful shortcomings.

The incognito crackerjack is responsible for at least two pointed arguments that were unfortunately misdirected. This clandestine virtuoso is thought to believe his opinion is relevant, and that others may even stand to benefit from it. His remarks were universally celebrated by the publishers of The Casual Observers, in spite of the fact that they were disparaging and born of a shamelessly lacking sense of humor.

We, the publishers, do avow to continue to bring our readers quality, insightful content devoted to enriching the world around us, and furthermore, repudiate the practice of measuring success with meaningful numbers. In our commitment to journalistic integrity, a redaction of a counter-comment has been made that referred to the enigmatic man of mystique as a "douche bag" that was emphatically invited to "go fuck your own ass". The Casual Observers regrets the error in judgment.

Read the comments at:

http://thecasualobservers.blogspot.com/2010/10/ten-must-haves-women-want-in-men.html

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