"The State of Alabama has the duty to protect all innocent life from the thought of conception until natural death, as well as into the afterlife, and beyond, possibly...if there might be something else after that. We know that life does not begin at conception, but at the first sip your mother takes from a beer your daddy stole out of his daddy's ice chest...and we know that the afterlife is eternal, but we're not quite sure what happens after that."
"These, too, are areas of legitimate concern and duty of this state. The General Assembly therefore makes the following findings of fact."
(1) The Alabama Constitution recognizes all life as sacred, including but not limited to, a sensual notion, expressed or otherwise by a potential mother that may eventually result in pregnancy, life from birth to death, and the afterlife or any other lives not mentioned in the Bible, just in case.
(2) If any individual, prenatal, living or after-living murders another living, pre-living, or after-living individual, said individual shall be subject to the penalty of death.
A vote is scheduled for Tuesday.
(1) The Alabama Constitution recognizes all life as sacred, including but not limited to, a sensual notion, expressed or otherwise by a potential mother that may eventually result in pregnancy, life from birth to death, and the afterlife or any other lives not mentioned in the Bible, just in case.
(2) If any individual, prenatal, living or after-living murders another living, pre-living, or after-living individual, said individual shall be subject to the penalty of death.
A vote is scheduled for Tuesday.
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