Amid controversy, Mesopotamian native Jesus Humphrey Christ has won the Bass Master's Classic Tournament for the 1,996th time. "Oh my me! What a tremendous honor this is. Have mercy!" A rejoicing Christ exclaimed as he accepted his trophy. Christ won titles for both weight and quantity, pulling out a seemingly infinite number of fish from his live-well.
His competitors cried foul however, suggesting that Christ had an unfair advantage because his vacation home is on Angel lake, where the tournament is held.
Christ denies any malfeasance.
His competitors cried foul however, suggesting that Christ had an unfair advantage because his vacation home is on Angel lake, where the tournament is held.
Christ denies any malfeasance.
If that asshole wasn't using that fuckin' bass cunt juice, all he'd be holdin on the end of that string is his fuckin' balls. Not only is it unfair, but is Sack-religious. Pun intended.
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