Process innovator Todd Morrill isn't just some think tank dweeb, fretfully expounding on actuary tables, he's out in the field applying his analysis to real world scenarios. Its Todd's job to find ways to make things that already work, work even better. His latest project deals with human physiology, and the unnoticed expense it takes on our daily lives.Morrill explains: "Did you know that the human body uses as much as 1000 calories when consuming food, and that it can take over fifteen minutes to properly masticate a single meal? In a corresponding trend, nearly twice as much time will be spent in restrooms processing this consumption. It just begs the question, why? We're missing something here, there's got to be a better way, and I think Ive found the solution."
"Why not, instead of expending all this unnecessary energy and productive time eating and shitting, simply eliminate the middle man. The food is only being disrupted from its destination to the toilet anyway, why not then, instead of making a stop at the mouth and waiting to be digested, couldn't the food just go directly to the toilet? Its brilliant in its simplicity, if you really look at it."
As part of the research Morrill has been testing his new method and boasts that he's increased his available time by almost an hour a day, and has more free time to work and purchase consumer goods. Morill also estimates that if his method is universally adopted, it could save the world more than 219,000,000,000 man hours annually-an investment he insists one would have to be crazy not to make.
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