Twenty five year old Nick McKay was awestruck by a fine piece of ass he saw the other day and downright flabbergasted by her resistance to his game. "Oh man you should have seen this hot bitch at Starbucks. She was smokin', a total MILF. Know what I'm sayin'? So I'm all like trying to kick it to her and shit, but she's all like 'please, you have no respect.'" Explains McKay."...and I'm all like 'bitch, why you frontin'?' you know you wanna get with this."
Although McKay's advances were thwarted, he remains unfazed by the experience, assured that he has learned nothing, and doesn't care about that woman's opinion because "She's probably a dike anyways."
The woman could not be reached for comment because McKay failed to obtain her number, but he plans to 'mack it' to any new hot ass at Starbucks again tomorrow.
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