Wealthy couple decide to bathe in whitetrashdom

Martha and Stuart Copley are a upper middle class family residing in the wealthy community of Milton, MA. In Milton many things are happening on a daily basis. The roar of chainsaws as tree workers and arborists go to town on local arbor. Plumbers' and electricians' work Vans riddle the roads and various "parking spots". HD technology companies are rewiring houses so homeowners can turn there lights on with a thought, of course powered by the rays of the sun and geothermal activity. Carpenters frame out new Mcmansions in any allowable spot. Yet down one and a half miles, about 8000 feet are the echoes of gun shots bouncing off the run down multifamily homes at night. Crack cocaine runs rampant, and babies are poppin out into poverty multiple times a day. Most from the upper East side need to commute via public transportation and must travel through this lower class to get to the local train station. Exactly like Martha and Stuart Copley did everyday for 11 years.

After about eleven years of commuting through the west side of Milton, Stuart witnessed what he thought was the greatest thing. He watched a couple walk down the street with there 4 kids and a shopping cart full of diapers. It dawned on Stuart...what the hell was he doing? He and Marth don't need to work everyday. His wife doesn't need to take showers everyday. At the next stop of the train Stuart got off. He took a train back home, hopped in his car and First went to a local used Thrift store. He bought himself a San Jose Sharks starter jacket...and Martha a Tampa bay Devil Rays Hockey jersey. Yes a hockey jersey for a baseball team. Next he went to a local used car dealership. What he did was buy every beater he could. A 1984 Pontiac Le Mans, a 1987 Dodge Caravan, and one of those pick up trucks where the make and model are unrecognizeable. The truck now looks like it was being converted into one of those Rolls Royce's from the grey puopon ads. now every week he visits the same dealership and just lines them cars up all over his lawn. Martha has been poppin out children left and right...most of which do not belong to stuart. This i can only guess at do to the ethnic diversity of the children. She now unfortunately has a three pack a day cigarette habit, and really demolishes the alcoholic beverage known as Steel Reserve. This change from a successful young couple living in a beautiful enclave of wealthy massachusetts to a loud obnoxious starter jacket wearing trash has disturbed much of the community. A suggested course of action to abolish this choice of lifestye has been brought up in several town meetings. But turns out Stuart has called the community's bluff for action. "they ain't got no backbone...mneah" just before he screams "Martha!!! Martha!!!...get me some tp...my ass is stingin again" I asked why he and martha chose this path...he said. "Look, i get 440 a month for each of these kids...i don't need no job and on top of that i get 880 and so doesn't martha" I asked is that enough to pay the mortgage on what used to be an expensive property? "oh hell yeah...we got 14 kids...they don't eat nothin but ramen noodles at night and snickers in the mornin" Their property now has no horticulture no "pizzazz" much unlike the rest of the residences in upper class milton. He has many automobiles and bicycles scattered throughout the half acre property. The aroma of dirty children and gasoline made my stay quite short. As i was leaving i was biffed in the head with a roll of toilet paper. I heard the words "STU!!! STU!!! you lazy muthafucka...wipe ya fuckin ass"