AUDIENCE EXPERIENCES THINKING FOR ITSELF: DECIDES TO WATCH 'AVATAR' INSTEAD

An audience recently screened 'Where the Wild Things Are' and was left having to make up its own interpretation about what they had just saw. Intrepid reporter Herb Hernandez was able to catch up with some of the audience members as they left the theater. He asked one slovenly looking gentleman what he thought. "Ahh i don't know...i mean the animals could smash trees and stuff so that was cool." said Ronald Duechamer of Woonsocket. "He ran away to an island where Tony Soprano is even fatter and even hairier," said another Woonsocket native...a portly young chicklet-toothed female in sexy-ass tight jeans but with a horrible screeching voice named Monica Flamingham. What many may not know is Herb Hernandez, along with his powerful dance quintets, he is an avid movie fan. "Did you feel any connection with the animal avatars that represented the boy's raw emotions?" Herb asked Monica as her three young boys howledd like rabid hyennas and ran in circles around her. "Naw...i don't know nothing 'bout that. But, yeah we gonna see Avatar again. We've seen it like 10 times already. Those big blue guys are pretty cool and they really kick ass." Yes, they certainly do. Never mind the metaphors used to portray humanity's own atrocities against itself...those big blue aliens with the USB rasta technology are really cool. At the Avatar premiere, Herb approached several film goers on their thoughts. "So fuckin' good kid...that blue chick I bet is a monstah in bed," said Sean McCoy of North Providence, Ri. Susan Yeng said, "like i wish i could so plug into my computer like they do with that tree thing." Proving Herb's thesis...people just like animated big blue indians more than a fatter hairier Tony Soprano.