A recent study has confirmed the existential relevance of all living people, lending irrefutable concrete evidence to the supposition assumed by most for years. The research concluded that I account for the largest portion of the universe, while everyone else collectively counts for an insignificant circular segment, and you, are merely a negligible cluster of pink pixels. The study did find however, that I am not the center of the universe, as previously believed, but actually just left of center.
Somedays I do feel like an insignificant little pink dot. Now I know it's normal. Thank you Casual Observer
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