Delange was arrested on a series of crimes, the gravest of which include first degree murder, larceny of a B-class commercial grade animal, public indecency, and trespassing. In what is quickly shaping up to be the story of the year, the twisted tale is unraveling to reveal a perverse amalgam of criminal compulsions-allegations the actor is vehemently denying, claiming any such 'evidence'-most notably a video that recently cropped up on the internet graphically depicting these alleged acts-was merely research for an upcoming role in a film that has not yet been named, or written.
Adding to the evidence in this case is a blood soaked white linen suit, the same style lauded as Delange's trademark, connecting the dots to his arrest, where he was apprehended in the nude and covered in blood.
In spite of the mounting indefensible evidence against him, Delange and his attorney insist all articles claimed by the racist cops at the crime scene were just movie props.
Public reaction has invariably sided in support of Delange throughout the scandal, most postulating his innocence as absolute, and blaming the fiasco on a conspiracy to malign his reputation as a PETA spokesperson.
"I cant see why a good looking successful guy like Julius Delange would go get himself mixed up in all that for..." Said one fan.
"He fucked a what? Oh yeah, I heard about that...and that dead lady they found in the stable? That's messed up. Hahaha, I loved him in Driving Missy Elliot though, he really balanced her down-home folksy optimism with his urbane playboy attitude, now that's a dramaturgical dyad that can't lose...he would never do that, it's got to be a bogus tabloid." Said another fan.
Delange's attorney agreed in a statement made publicly after the arraignment. "My client is far to rich and good looking to be guilty of this crime, and anyone who disagrees is just gay." The trial date has been set for June 10th.
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