New reports suggest that there is life on other planets. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like will be seeing them any time soon. Scientists had been working feverishly to translate a message seemingly sent from the black void of space. Yesterday, they succeeded in completing the message. “The Polygrotaric signal was actually a number of separate transmissions originating from a portion of space we had previously dismissed because of the lack of solar systems in the vicinity,” Explained Dr. Obeewan. “The first burst of information was basically a tap on the shoulder to get our attention focused in the right direction.”
Scientist were able to decipher the messages with hardly any difficulty do to assistance of the transmitters. Apparently the supposed extraterrestrials were able to create a “decoder ring” for scientists from messages we had been pumping out into space. If they new enough of our language to create a code, why didn’t they send their messages in a language we would understand right off the bat? Well, everyone on the planet picked up the signal we just didn’t know it. It consisted of minor light burst in portions of our own digital television signals. The reason it was not transmitted for all to understand is detailed in the coded Polygrotaric signal as well. “They feel as though are planet is full of morons,” Dr. Obeewan lamented. “Apparently we have been pumping are “reality television and entertainment news into the far reaches of space. The message is more of warning to cease and desist or face dire consequences.”
Scientist were able to decipher the messages with hardly any difficulty do to assistance of the transmitters. Apparently the supposed extraterrestrials were able to create a “decoder ring” for scientists from messages we had been pumping out into space. If they new enough of our language to create a code, why didn’t they send their messages in a language we would understand right off the bat? Well, everyone on the planet picked up the signal we just didn’t know it. It consisted of minor light burst in portions of our own digital television signals. The reason it was not transmitted for all to understand is detailed in the coded Polygrotaric signal as well. “They feel as though are planet is full of morons,” Dr. Obeewan lamented. “Apparently we have been pumping are “reality television and entertainment news into the far reaches of space. The message is more of warning to cease and desist or face dire consequences.”
The extraterrestrials refereed to our transmissions as “Guanaty” excrement that was cluttering up there own communications. Also their youth had been showing adverse affects to the exposure “of so much drivel”. The youth have now been painting around their eye, and showing more and more tentacle. The last line of the message read like this. “If my little Squeezliard mentions, who Snooky’s sleeping with…or guess who’s dating who, one more time, your planet will be granulated and placed in interstellar soft drinks.” J.B.
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