A San Francisco based laboratory released information on a study they have been conducting for the past 12 years. The results, anyone can become a mind reader.
According to their study, a person of normal JuJu, or magic prowess, can become the next David Blain by performing a few basic mindercises. “Mindercises are exercises for the mind,” one poster on the wall offered.
Information at the scientific facility was scarce because most of the employees don’t bother to speak out loud anymore. To the untrained eye, it looks as if everyone is miserable and hates one another. What I learned is that they are actually communicating the whole time with their minds. Once you learn the truth you are able to pick up the subtle little nuances, things like the rolling of eyes and the thumb point and sneer suggesting “ Hey look at this guy.”Even though they were tight lipped on giving any more information than what was in their press release, which simply stated “ I know what your thinking, now you can too.”
I was able to wrestle out a little more information from a custodian named Carl, in one of the lavatories. The first step it seems is to stare at oneself in the mirror for extended periods of time per day. You should be able to read your own mind within a few sessions. When probed for more information, Carl gave me a knowing look and winked. If only I could have read his mind. J.B.
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