Amid controversy, Mesopotamian native Jesus Humphrey Christ has won the Bass Master's Classic Tournament for the 1,996th time. "Oh ...

Alabama state representative Harlan Winkins III , intending to carry out his pro-life campaign platform, has introduced a piece of legislati...

"I can't even explain how big of an asshole my next door neighbor is." says Dickie Andrews of Brushwood Boulevard. "This ...

McDonough's daughter Fifty-two year old Mike McDonough hates Halloween.  He recalls fond memories from his youth, but since lost tou...

Mr. Eats is at it again! Bringing you the latest in culinary culture, this week's tasty treat hails from the backwater bayous of Louisia...

A modest and noble man of brilliance and distinction, known only as "Anonymous" has single-handedly defined a watershed moment i...

Thirty two year old Jeffrey Wiener , an admitted virgin, recounts numerous proclamations for his supposedly deliberate abstinence from sexua...

You see that? Its like right down in here, in the groin area, between my leg and balls. Aw Christ, I wake up in the morning and just start c...

Casual Observers correspondent Siobhan Smith candidly divulges the ten essential characteristics women seek in men. 1) You'd better ha...

After years of frustration battling the IRS, a Missoula, Montana man has successfully seceded from the United States, severing all legal ti...

A recent survey , conducted in over 30,00 high schools nationwide, is revealing some alarming trends that old people -apparently just don...

" DUDE! You know that chick who works at Cinnibuns in the food court? The one with the amazing ass? Oh my god kid, she's busted, s...

Professional football player Willie McLean is slated to be called before congress to testify on his alleged use of performance enhancing ...

Amidst a palpable haze of deranged anger, Christine O'Donnell, a Tea party champion, won the republican primary election for Delaware s...

After what seemed like a nasty break up over the past few months, BP announced today that they have forgiven the United States and are read...

There’s no such thing as a stupid question. Really? Talk about some bullshit. It just goes to show how egotistical and sorry creatures we...

Twenty five year old Brett Baumann attended a local night club with his friends Friday night, eager to get drunk and meet women. Upon arr...

The first thing Chis Sorrels did Monday morning was call into work sick, from his toilet. The second call he made was to a consumer hot lin...

It's called digital absolution , and its the cutting edge of Christian faith. "People are becoming more comfortable divulging thei...

Jill Packer was a cute, slender, young woman at the age of eighteen when she first set up her Facebook account to keep in touch with classm...

With political sentiment polarized between a drive to increase government regulation or eradicate it, a majority of people surveyed now bar...

"Remember the good old days? Way back before most of us were born, I think, when everything was better? Where the rule of law wasn...

Ahhh , I don't fucking trust this milk. The date says tomorrow, but it smells kind of funky. It could just be the dried milk at the rim...

You know that girl who works the register at the Sbarro in the food court? Yeah, Tina I think her name is? Anyway, she is just the worst typ...

America's March for Boobs rally took place in Washington D.C. this weekend, where thousands of women and nearly twice as many bare brea...

C arl Scheckler from Mulvane, Texas was corrected by a Tea Party event organizer at a rally in Washington D.C. Tuesday, for repeatedly mis...

The problem with a rain dance, sometimes you shimmy when you should have shook.” Explained Itchy Clam of the Narragansett tribe. “Just one f...

Twenty five year old Nick McKay was awestruck by a fine piece of ass he saw the other day and downright flabbergasted by her resistance to h...

P rocess innovator Todd Morrill isn't just some think tank dweeb, fretfully expounding on actuary tables, he's out in the field app...

E veryone's a little Irish on St. Patrick's day ( ...except of course for gays and Italians ). But as luck would have it, 24 year-...

F orty-eight year old Domenic Naccari has been playing the circuit around Bengal's Lounge since it opened in the late seventies. He'...

An exciting new anti-satanic product from ChristCo is enticing believers with an aromatic blessing of dank incense with just a hint of shame...

I am a product of society. I am a product of my upbringing. I am a product of my lifestyle. I am NOT a product.

T hirty-two year old Becky Dumas generally did not experience any difficulty attracting men until recent years when she began putting on so...