MILK IN FRIDGE IS SUSPECT

Ahhh, I don't fucking trust this milk. The date says tomorrow, but it smells kind of funky. It could just be the dried milk at the rim that stinks but that's still gross.

Should I taste it? I don't want to taste it. If it's really sour, I'm gonna fuckin' barf I swear to God. No, I can't. This milk is bad. I need new milk.

Ah damn it, I don't want to have to drive to the store to get milk right now. I want to eat cereal and watch cartoons. Fuck it, I'm going for it.