ACTIVISTS GO TOPLESS TO PROVE A POINT: TITS ARE GREAT!

America's March for Boobs rally took place in Washington D.C. this weekend, where thousands of women and nearly twice as many bare breasts took to the streets to promote breast awareness worldwide.



Topless women carried signs over head with arrows directing attention downwards to their chests to support the rally's initiative to end eye contact and abolish turtle necks by the year 2018.

The chilly morning air didn't deter many activists or slack-jawed onlookers from participating, seeming to firm up the poignancy of the day's event. The march culminated at the mall, with speeches that were difficult to take seriously, while marchers brandished signs that read "Free the D.C. two", and "Thanks for the mammaries".

Supporters are crediting the rally as being a huge lift to beast awareness.