An exciting new anti-satanic product from ChristCo is enticing believers with an aromatic blessing of dank incense with just a hint of shame.The pungent tincture, derived from holified tap water, cream of Eucharist, and orphans' tears is an offering of earth's treasures to their creator, symbolizing prayer. Father Lester Pedovich, a spokesman for ChristCo claims the new enchanting and evocative musk kills 66.6% of satanox-9, the germs that cause evil odors.
"We're building on this old ritual by applying new science to enhance worship and taking it a step farther, repelling evil odors wherever they emanate." says Pedovich. "They're great for your home prayer station, confessional, secret dungeon or RV. Try our new fragrance 'Omniscented', its tabernaculous!"
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