PHONY HEADLINE YIELDS ONLY MILD CHUCKLE; FAILS TO CAPTURE READER INTEREST

In a flimsy and halfhearted attempt to muster some amusement, article author Shane P. Callahan of The Casual Observers independent press, titled this article with feeble hopes of garnering a kernel of motivation to read this bullshit explanation.

"It's not really that funny, I know." He admitted candidly Tuesday. "Hopefully someone else can come up with something better..." he said of his plan to start a satirical news site not unlike The Onion, but with multiple contributors from a select group of smart asses.

"I always think of funny shit but no one is around to share it with, so I end up giggling to myself and looking like a crazy asshole." -which one is free to speculate, is probably true. Nevertheless, he hopes people will get into it and can collectively put "some good shit out there"-whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean. He asserts the sought contributors will know what he's talking about.

Whatever.