In a two person, five minute dialogue-based study, TCO Special Investigative Reporter Billy Nichols has revealed conclusive evidence that your emotions are incorrect.Your conversation with Billy touched on numerous subjects including, but not limited to values, politics, spirituality, human rights and Billy, resulting in the agreement that you are not Billy's type of person.
"Your belief system is false. Your irrational and sometimes foolish perceptions are based almost entirely on an elaborate web of groundless fears and meaningless ideals. Your hopes and aspirations are toxic to yourself, your environment and future progeny." Billy said during your conversation, including numerous pointed inconsistencies and glaring omissions that he was quick to exploit.
Halfway through experiment, Billy even became belligerent, turning to the bartender and remarking that you were "...as dumb as a sack of hair." and that you could "...suck it." Unfazed by Billy's level-stooping onslaught, you remained steadfast in your notions of certainty, and proceeded to regurgitate your oversimplified, and sugar coated pabulum consisting of words representing unsubstantiated finality such as "God", "terrorism", and "right".
The exchange dissolved of its own accord, but you were able to get the last word, adding "Well, that's just the way I feel." A statement that would later give rise to this article's title.
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